Do you find yourself struggling to find ways to spend your time? If you’re looking to waste time, here are some helpful ideas that are guaranteed to leave you saying, “I honestly can’t believe I just wasted part of my life doing that!” In fact, we are so certain that these “activities” will leave you with a less-than-satisfied feeling that if you feel even remotely satisfied, we’ll offer a complete refund for the time you spent reading these time-wasting options. (undefined amount of time, may involve a time machine)
1. Watch the same movie trailers/ youtube videos over and over again
2. Redesign your blog multiple times
3. Read very low-quality, low-substance books
4. Watch very low-quality, low-substance movies
5. Sit on your couch gazing off into space
6. Go on facebook
7. Repeatedly walk into your kitchen, each time opening the fridge, realizing you have no food, then walking out again
8. Play Yahtzee with yourself
9. Simply decide to just stay in your bed for hours at a time
10. Go to despair.com and read all of the demotivators for the 100th time
Of course, I haven’t done any of these things this summer. I just came up this list of what someone really dumb and boring might do if they happened to have some extra time on their hands. After all, if you’re bored, you’re a boring person. (p.s. I hope the hint of sarcasm was evident…)
What a helpful list! I have personally tried out a number of them and can vouch for their time-wasting qualities. Thanks for the inspiration!