Category: Quotes

“I don’t know music.” -Lauryn
“Wait, Mozart was Classical, right?” Lauryn

“Did you know this was filmed in Hungaria?” -Madison

“Amber, I just spilled chocolate on my skirt. I know that’s what you’d do if you were here.”-Sophie

“Our ward is so handsome! I’m really glad I teach Sunday School so I can look out and say, “you’re hott. you’re hott. you’re hott.’ “
-Lauryn

“Is 1000 meters a mile?” -Madison

“Sometimes I just want to make Heavenly Father a plate of cookies. …” -Janelle

“That’s so Europe-esque.”-Madison

“Les Miserables changed my life. Well,the music was absolutely fantastic.” “The musical that changed my life was Wicked.” “The musical that changed my life was Sweeny Todd.” -Suan, Amber, Dan

“Have you ever just been sitting in your room, alone, not knowing what to do, and you just think, ‘I wonder how to blow up a dumpster.’ ?” -Shaun

“I wish my life was in sepia, because I look beautiful in sepia.” -Sarah Tovey

“Just go buy a smart phone.” “I’m too poor.” “Well, just have your parents buy you a smart phone!” “They’re too poor too. We’re all poor!” “Well, ask your grandma to buy you one. Oh wait, she’s dead.” “My grandma’s not dead!” -Amber and Madison

“We all agree that music is among the most delightful and pleasant things, whether instrumental or accompanied by singing, so one might from that fact alone infer that the young should be taught it…” ~Aristotle

“Listening to begining violin students is like getting a lobotomy.” -Katie K

“Dell. It never says in the Humpty Dumpty rhyme that he was an egg.” “I know! For all we know, he could have been a violin!”

“I’m just really hoping that no one else was thinking of asking me [to Winter Ball] because I would hate to have to tell him no. That would stink for the guy.” -Sarah C

“Who should we invite?” “Do we have any other friends? [besides Amber and Madison]” “No, I don’t think so.”

“I put Nathan in the friend zone right when I met him. But he took himself right out of it.”

“I don’t see the potential for either of us to be heartbroken anytime in the near future.” “I just want to have this playlist to I can give it to other people.” “I wasn’t aware we knew any other people.”

“Peanut butter and pie. That’s like you and Tessie in one human!” -Madison

“Red hair can get you places. It was the bane of my life when I was a kid, but as I got older, I found that people really respect those of us with red hair. You’d be surprised.” -Dr. D

“It’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the crop.” “Um, those aren’t the words.” -Lauryn

“Ian, don’t do anything you would do.” “Are you kidding? It’s Amber! She would kill me!” -Shaun and Ian

“How old is your husband?” “27.” “How old are you?” “I’m 24.” “Oh, so it’s not that big of an age difference.” “3 years. But you can totally tell the difference. He’s so mature, and I’m just this insignificant little girl.” -Hilary and Amber

“There’s going to be food there! Doesn’t that make you wish you could go?” “Well, I’m over food.” “WHAT? Food is what drives my life!” “I’m just done letting food drive me.” -A and Matthew

“If I looked at buff as I am, I would be ripped.” -Dan

“My uncle is the type that isn’t happy until someone’s crying. And he always tried to get kicked out of our family reunions.” -Clayton

“You should crash Cassie’s bachelorette party and spike the punch with Kava.” -Dan

“Oh man. I haven’t talked to [President Hinckley] in forever!” -Madison

“Make sure I like this [on facebook].” -Lauryn

“I don’t care if I bother people. I just scare if they bother me. Which usually isn’t an issue vecause I just move as far wasay form them as possible.” -Madison

“Go for it, Jonah!” “Um, she’s a black belt.” -A

“OH! I was trying to figure out why LMN was familiar. It’s because it’s in the alphabet!”

“Peeps are just diabetes in bird form.”

“You look like someone from a horror movie.” -Hilary to Amber C.

“Can you give me an example of a low pitch in your daily life?” “Darth Vadar.” -Mariko and Eve (piano pedagogy; Eve is 9)

“Lug, you taught me what a pet peeve is. You also taught me some swear words.” -A

“You’re not all bananas. You’re all fruits. Some of you are peaches, some of you are plums. Some of you are mangoes. And some of you are nuts.” -DB

“Chromatic trichord? That’s Satan’s theme!” -DB

“It feels so good when it’s right.” “I feel like that’s a song.” “It is, but it’s probably not talking about a kazoo.”

“The Second Viennese School loves the chromatic trichord.” “Did you go to that school?” -A and DB [the second viennese school is not a school. This was an extremely stupid question.]

“Oh my goodness! That’s OMG, right?” -Dr. B.

“You think Mozart makes babies smarter?” “That’s what my parents say.” “You throw this right back in their face: Zelda makes babies smarter.”

“If you see a person with a nose ring, you know they’re evil.”

“We are all walking-talking, ticking-tocking polyrythms.”

“A 12-tone matrix is really child’s play.”

“What do you call your mother-in law? Do you call her mom?” “No, I call her Louise.” “Oh, you’re one of those people?” “Her name is Mary. And sometimes I call her Gunther.” -A and DB

“Guys in tuxes just make me shiver. It’s not possible to not look nice in a suite.” -Suzy

“Do you have a question?” “No.” “Well, let me know if I can help, because I’d really like to help, as you’re doing your course evaluations.” “Now throw in a spiritual connection.” “You’re all going to Hell.” -BM

“I don’t like Ms. When I teach, I’m gonna be Miss Blair.” “But when you get married, you’ll be Mrs. Blair. Actually, you’ll never be Mrs. Blair. You’ll have to be Mrs. Blair-Schlniklefritz. You can hyphenate that.” A and DB

“I’ve never met a Matthew I didn’t like.” -Aria

“You look nice, Brooke!” “I didn’t try.”

“You have a ver adorable sneeze.” “Does anyone have tissues?” “I have an umbrella.” -DB, Amber C., Hilary

“As you can see, Milton Babbitt is quite old.” “He wasn’t always that way.” -DB and Aria

“You don’t have an oven? So you can’t make enchiladas or anything like that!” -girl in ed class

“You could do it like my wife and me and never date. We met at Institute.” -Dr. B.

“Think about David slaying the Philistines. When you play Liszt, you have to take off your toupee.” -Bro. McCarrey

“Don’t do anything rash like quite this class or punch your mother-in-law.” -DB

“I’m down with cheese and crackers.” “Your feet are down with cheese and crackers.” -Aria and DB

“Oh Jonah. Oh ye of little Putlocker knowledge.” -Madison

“Guys, my left hippocampus is just a trooper.” -Amber

“Although LInd, you would have DIED– I DISAGREED with someone. Yeah. Like I don’t think I’ve ever disagreed with someone more in my life. I actually had an opinion!” -Lug

“Okay, I love us. Remember how we couldn’t get over ourselves on our campout? I miss us.” -Me or Lug

“I quoted Brian in my Relief Society lesson today.” -Lug (obviously)

“Sometimes I’m tempted to change my facebook language back to English.” “I have NEVER been tempted.” -Lug and me

“Nice hair. Now you look like what’s-her-head.” “Medussa?” “No, Bellatrix.” -Maybe me and Madison? I never do know.

“For me, finals week is a week of bliss.” -Lug. [whoa there]

Well, this is the first quote sheet I’ve ever kept, so it’s not as comprehensive as those of more seasoned quote sheet-keepers. But Dr. Bradshaw (my theory teacher) was too funny to not record on occasion, and that would be why a large portion of my quotes are from him. I know other funny things were said, and maybe I’ll be better at this in the future.

“I’m here for feedback.” “I have to sneeze!” “I guess you’re allergic to feedback.” -Dr. Bradshaw and Aria

“Repentance is awesome. I believe in repentance.” -Dan [this was in a funny context]

“I was being blonde.” “Sorry, that’s not listed on the American Disabilities Act.” -Hilary and Dr. Bradshaw

“That’s weird.” “It’s weird that I”m not gonna marry a missionary that helped me build my house?” -Dan and Aria

“I’ve put you in a cage. You can go play on the swing over there, or play on the monkey bars, but I won’t let you go outside the cage.” “I put streamers on my cage!” -Dr. Bradshaw and Lauryn

“I got a Kam Buck. He gives out money with his face on it.”-Lauryn

“I’m a sucker for Latin.” -Jonah

“I smelled weed once. It smelled pretty bad.” “WHAT? You smoked weed???” -Lauryn and Amber

“Okay, how can we near-fatally injure Lauryn without actually killing her?” -Amber and Madison [it’s not what you think. Lauryn was totally in on it, and it was for her own good.]

“[Psych] is totally as clean as clean. It’s as clean as if it was just starched with cleaning soap. It’s that clean.” -Amber

“Lauryn, since it’s your birthday, we’ll use your credit card.” -Amber [It wasn’t even her birthday.]

“I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and gay!” “Is it okay to say gay?” “Yeah, as long as you don’t say pretty and witty and homosexual.” “I prefer to say pretty and witty and wide.” “That’s okay as long as you don’t say pretty and witty and obese.” -Jonah was involved. I don’t remember other details

“I wanna cruise the castle! I mean cast the curse.” -Madison

“She shared her grapes, and I shared my pencil, and then we were best friends.” -Aria

“Ever since the Taco Bell incident, Madison’s been strangely attracted to President Wheelwright.” -Amber

“Thou shalt not covet Jenna’s unnamed boyfriend.” -Addison or Madison

“Who’s the last person you’d ever expect to have a boyfriend?” “Amber.” -Madison and Addison

“Prince Charming is a compilation of every good trait we’ve ever admired in a man.” -Amber

“I delete facebook friends and phone contacts on a daily basis.”-Madison

“Madison, if I ever need anything illegal done, you’re my girl.” -Amber

“Lind, I just want to talk to him. And whenever I’m with him I want to talk. And whenever I’m not with him, I want to be with him, talking.” -Lug [Presh!]

“If I was a celebrity I would be a stalker. I’d want to see who was following me on Twitter.” -Amber

“I’m so bored with the sacrament.” [this was highly sarcastic]

“Wait, Lindsey Lohan ran the Honolulu marathon???” -Amber [Did you hear about how she was in Laie?]

“We should watch a movie today.” “That would be dishonest of me. I would be cheating you of your education.” “I love being cheated of my education!” -Amber and Dr. Bradshaw

“iii is kind of a weirdo.” “It’s friends with the Major-Major 4/2!” -Dr. Bradshaw and Lauryn

“Yes! Secondary Dominant! Christmas!” -Lauryn

“Caroline, you went to the ball? Who did you go with?” “Myself. I mean the Holy Ghost.” -Amber and Caroline

“I can’t believe you’re ruining Jonah’s first Pocahontas experience. You’re a terrible friend.” -Madison

“You know what’s intense? Camping.” -Lauryn [Think about that one.]

“I bought my dad an Aloha shirt and he took it to DI.” “WHAT? You tell Mr. Blair that there is a whole class of disappointed theory students.” -Amber and Dr. Bradshaw

“What the garbage?!” -Lauryn

“Pearl Harbor Day. 40 years now.” -Amber [oh boy]

“If you gave us a sight-singing song in alto clef, I would probably cry.” “I’m always looking to make people cry.” -Amber and Dr. Bradshaw

“You know Bridezilla? This girl was like Missionary Girlfriend-zilla.” -Aria

“Revel in the roundness of 6/4 time.” -Dr. Bradshaw

“Do you guys need to step outside? You’re welcome to if you need to resolve differences [about where you’re going on your missions].” -Dr. Bradshaw to Amber and Lauryn

“My dad was actually killed by a clown who was conducting in 6/4 time.” -Dr. Bradshaw. [Okay. This is king of all quotes I have ever written down. Holy cow. I have literally never heard anything more absurdly random in my life. I asked Dr. Bradshaw if writing in 6/4 time ran in the family, since I thought his dad had, and we were doing 6/4 rhythms. And then he said that. We nearly died.]

“Where do you go while you’re singing?” “I like to pretend I’m in a big field. And you’re all pumpkins.” -Sis. Mooy and Amber C.

“That minor i is a hard pill to swallow in its quite pain. But swallow we must.” -Dr. Bradshaw

“Rests separate the sheep from the goats rhythmically.” -Dr. Bradshaw [this is a thinker quote]

“Arthur and the Bearenstein Bears are dumb now. They were cool when we were little and now they’re dumb.” -Lug [she was being serious]

“When I belt, I feel so good!” -Mari

“Too bad Ellis and Helen broke up.” “Yeah, but I’m over it. It was a long time ago.” -Amber and L or L (who said it?)

“You’ve never googled watch anything online free?” “I did with Arthur and The Bearenstein Bears.” -Amber and Lug

“You can’t stop the beat.” -Ice

“I believe in 6/8 time.” -Dan

“What did you play?” “Piano.” “No, on the football team.” -Hillary and Dr. Bradshaw

“Say 8! Say 8! Lauryn, do you know what I’m quoting?” “Phantom.” “No! Brian Reagan!” -Amber and Lauryn

“You are so cool Ice.” “I know.” -Amber and Ice

“We’re totally social! … Just with each other.” -Madison

“I’m so excited to be pregnant!” -Lauren