Amber: When was this theory proposed? It was during Mom and Dad’s lifetime.
Kristen: 18…
3rd grade boy: How dare you throw that away! It’s recyclable!
3rd grade boy: Miss Blair, were you alive in the 50s?
3rd grade boy: My heart is beeping so fast!
3rd grade boy: I have a computer game where every time there’s a person named Trump, I eat him.
5th grade boy: Hey Mrs. Blair!
Me: It’s Miss, not Mrs.
5th grade girl: Oh, he didn’t put a ring on it?
3rd grade boy: Everyone knows Kylo Ren isn’t the best-looking kid on the block.
3rd grade boy: Reading sucks!
Me: No it doesn’t! It’s how you get smart.
3rd grade boy: That’s not how I get smart.
Me: How do you get smart?
3rd grade boy: Youtube.
3rd grade boy: O.M.Goodness.