Shaun White and the Seven Dwarfs

Okay. The seven dwarfs refers to other awesome olympians who are awesome, but can’t compare to Shaun White in coolness. I’d first just like to say that I think Shaun White is as cool as they come. He’s a totally intense, ultra-skilled snowboarder, and that automatically makes him cool. But on top of that, he has sweet hair. And on top of that, he is extremely classy whenever they interview him. I’d say that he and Michael Phelps compare decently in athletic ability, even though the latter is more decorated. I dunno. But when it comes to class, Michael Phelps has virtually none (even when showed him at the olympics this year, he was texting the first time, and chomping on gum the second time) and Shaun White is overflowing with it. I love it whenever they interview him, because he speaks so well and says such good stuff. I’m not gonna write any direct quotes because I’m too lazy to search right now. But I can just admonish the 2 of you that read this to watch him and his interviews if you haven’t yet.